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Sorry for my absence
Hey all, I know I’ve been incommunicado for a while, but life has just gotten in the way, between relationship changes, NaNoWriMo, editing “Undeliverable” and everything else, I’ve neglected you, and I’m sorry. I plan on getting back into the swing of things soon, promise!
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Reading Kickstarter
So this Kickstarter project looks like a lot of fun–Start Here: Read Your Way into 25 Amazing Authors. A lot of really amazing authors are taking classical cannonical authors and helping your figure out how to approach them without feeling lost or overwhelmed, which I think is a very admirable project.
And they are SO CLOSE to their goal! They have three days left to raise the last $5,000, so chip in if your can!
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Fun with 826 Prompts
So 826 is doing a fun project right now, leading up to Youth Literacy Day on August 26. For a week prior to their big celebration, they are inviting the whole of the internet community to play along with prompts like they give their students. I’m late to the bandwagon and missed the first day, but I made it in today! Check out my response to today’s prompt (Five things on your hero’s utility belt) here.
And, if you don’t already know of the wonderful organization that is 826, check it out here. It is a national organization or writing and tutoring centers across the country that actually make it fun for students to write. You heard me write, these rascals are having loads of fun and learning how to be amazing at the same time!
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Writing Prompt #29
You know there are words that just make your stomach sink, those phrases you dread hearing? Well, your character just heard them…
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Angelmaker
My friend Zac is an avid fan of the author Nick Harkaway and has insisted I try reading his work. I couldn’t get into Gone-Away World, but his newest, Angelmaker seemed much more my style, so I decided I would fight my way through it if I had to. As it turns out, while I struggled a bit with the first 100 pages or so, after that I was totally sucked in. Before I get to why, here’s a little about what Angelmaker is.
Harkaway has put together a novel that is 1 part detective noir, 1 part steam punk, 1 part classic Victorian fantasy, and 1 part spy novel. They don’t always necessarily appear in conjunction with each other (ie, we have steam punk and spy thriller flashbacks, a Victorian structure, and a noir hero) but somehow they come together to form a tasty whole. Think of it like Mole Chicken. Who would have though chocolate and chicken would go together, but it turns out it’s a damn fine dish.
In Angelmaker, Joe (Joshua Joseph Spork, Crazy Joe, Josh the Clock, etc) has taken up his grandfather’s trade of clock-making and clockwork repair while trying to forget that his father was a notorious gangster king of London. He is approached for a job that ends up getting him in trouble with the government and a very bizarre sect of monks which forces him to turn to his father’s community of cut-purses and thugs for help.
Now, here’s where I had some trouble with the novel. For the first I don’t know how many pages, Joe has absolutely no agency. Things happen to him and around him and he runs away from them and steadfastly refuses to take any direct action. It drove me nuts. Then we started to get Edie’s back story and I was enthralled because Harkaway’s powerful and compelling storytelling abilities finally had a focus that wasn’t a pansy. And then Joe get quite ballsy and I loved it. I just wish Harkaway had let Joe take some action for himself much earlier on. I mean, the only thing he does to better his life during the first third of the book is play a prank on a nasty cat. But, once all of the characters are up, moving, and kicking ass, it becomes a fantastic action/adventure.
When I say it’s in the style of a Victorian fantasy, I’m referring to long foreshadowing titles and (unfortunately) a character who begins with no agency and just waits to see where events take them, while simultaneously freaking out just a bit. This worked well with Harkaway’s somewhat sardonic tone of voice and there were several times I laughed out loud at his character’s lines (this was somewhat awkward on the subway). His descriptions were detailed and complex, his characters were well defined and lively, and the story-line itself is enthralling. So, once you get past the slow opening, you are in for one heck of a trip.

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Fun and Odd Descriptions
I wasn’t really in the mood for full on story mode, since I’m immersed in a bunch of editing at the moment, so find below some fun descriptions I’ve thought up.
__________________________________________________________________The air was so thick that it felt like the kudzu had invaded his body and was choking him from the inside out.
She tasted glitter and rainbows, firecrackers and lollipops. She hadn’t known anything in this world could be as bright and enlightening as a mouthful of sprinkles.
He wouldn’t have been surprised if he looked down to see his skin melting off his bones as it was so hot it was actually melting the streetlamps.
There is something special about the pain of a stubbed toe. It radiates from the point of impact until it subsumes your entire foot, your leg, until your throbbing nerves shut down and you become numb to anything else.
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Writing Prompt #28
Sorry for last week, apparently WordPress’ auto publisher decided not too…so here’s your prompt for this week!
The heat is just killing me over here, air conditioning in just one room of the house, so I’ve been spending most of my time at home in bed, just so I don’t suffer from heat stroke. In view of this, pick an uncomfortable physical sensation and describe it in a new way!
One of my favorite teacher’s favorite similes was “as cold as a metal toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg.” Now if that doesn’t cool ya off in this heat, I don’t know what will…
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Unnecessary Ceremonies Flash
Validation is one thing, pandering is another.
Did you know they have Kindergarten graduation now? Preschool graduation? Participation trophies and ribbons and certificates that celebrate you losing your first tooth and a different certificate that says you successfully grew an adult tooth? Great, now we’re congratulating kids on a bodily function over which they have absolutely no control.
I was good with high school graduation, that’s such a milestone in people’s lives, the culmination of some people’s education. And then there’s college graduation and then grad school graduation, but most people seem to ignore that one because they just can’t be bothered to spend three hours in uncomfortable seats to be reminded of just how much money they now owe the US government. And, okay, maybe the kids graduating from brat-school are kind of cute, but things are just getting out of control.
Today my kid came home from scouts and proudly handed my a yellow ribbon which proclaimed “I’m Special!” but with no indication what for. “Congrats, honey, I guess, what’s it for?”
“I was the only kid to not cut myself learning how to use the knife today!”
“That’s great, but at 14, shouldn’t everybody be able to avoid cutting themselves?” Have I mentioned just how sheltered these over-validated childlings are getting as well?
“Maybe. But the Court of Honor is next week! Are you coming?”
“Didn’t we just have one a month ago?”
“Yes, but they’re making them monthly now instead of quarterly so we can get our badges and patches sooner.”
I remembered having to wait until the twice yearly ceremony to see my badges, the three or four that I had managed to earn through blood, sweat and tears. Lots of tears sometimes. Especially that wilderness survival one, I didn’t appreciate being left in the middle of the woods alone at night. Very funny, guys. “I guess I can be there, what are you getting?”
“Homework Completion badge, finally, and I get my patch for not falling down a mountain this time!”
I patted them on the head and said, “I couldn’t be proud. Absolutely could not.”

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Writing Prompt #27
All through our life, we are confronted with ceremonies of one sort or another. Today, either pick a ceremony you’re familiar with (weddings, funerals, Eagle Court, Ramadan) or create a new ceremony and give us a rundown…
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How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe
I’d heard of this book before, actually in a few literary magazine articles, so I thought I’d give it a go. How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe is a true science fiction novel that is being lauded as literary in quality, so I was more than intrigued. Author Charles Yu presents to us a very interestingly constructed monologue on the theories of time, science fiction, and familial relations in such a mind-bending way that you finish the book feeling a little bit exhausted.
Here’s the thing. His main character, Charles Yu, begins the novel by killing his future self as he steps out of his time machine. It was in an effort to prevent a paradox, you see, but he instead traps himself in a time loop in which he is forced to travel along his now predetermined path to death, all while trying to find his father before it’s too late for him.
Now, the novel does not take place in our standard universe, but is instead set in Minor Universe 31 on the outskirts of fiction. Physics wasn’t quite completely installed, the people are pretty uniformly unhappy, and it’s easy to find a retconned dog for a companion. Charles, a time machine mechanic, spends most of his time floating in neutral in time, sort of just outside the time stream living in his repair machine. Until he shoots his future self.
The plot is rather griping, but I think it would have been boring and trite except for the delivery, which is in itself rather fascinating. The book which we are reading was read/written by Charles Yu while in the time loop. It is one of those curious items that can spontaneously appear in said time loops that cannot exist separate from them because they have no real origin. Charles was to have written it, but he’s reading it before he’s written it, so when was the original text ever written?
The whole book is flawlessly executed from start to finish, and you don’t need to be a theoretical physicist to understand the time mechanics since they are more literary than anything else. And, rare as it is with a novel lauded by the literary community, I was very happy when I got to the end of the book. The ending wasn’t dark and depressing and resolute. It was actually quite uplifting.
So, if you’re looking for an intriguing and mind-bending, extremely well-written literary science fiction, I would definitely give this a read.
