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  • Resolution Flash

    Once again, I encourage you to write on this topic and send it to me! I’ll post it!
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    What We Talk About When We Talk About Resolutions

    My friend Sirah was talking. She was an actress, and sometimes she gave herself the right to talk over all of us. The four of us were sitting around the living room, the champagne nearly drunk, the drop of the ball done hours ago. The rest of the party had left, taken the trains kept late for this night back to their apartments across the city.

    “I’ve been thinking about my resolutions for a month now. I always have a long list. There’s this new diet I’ve heard about, and I’m going to get a pet and actually take care of it this time so I don’t have to foist it off on my mom when it gets sick.” She took a drag on her cigarette and blew out the smoke for emphasis. “I’m going to land a part in a major production, no more of this Donkey Show crap. I’m so done with roller skate and sparkle interpretations of the Bard.”

    Laird threw his arm over her shoulder and dragged her back down onto the futon with him. “Sure you are. But you look so good in those little hot pants.”

    “Stuff it.” She struggled back upright, intentionally letting her cigarette dangle too close to his face.

    He pushed her off before he got burnt, but remained reclined. “I don’t believe in resolutions.”

    Stephanie picked her head up off the sofa arm. “Why not? I think they’re great. I’m going to work out and get something published.”

    “There. That’s why.” He struggled upright and brandished a finger at her. “First thing first, you’re going to stop exercising sometime before January even ends. That’s a stupid resolution to set and no one keeps it! Secondly, get something published? Yeah, you can do a lot towards making that happen, but more often then not, it requires luck. Luck! So if you fail, no skin off your nose, you’re not keeping yourself accountable! Just like everyone else and these stupid resolutions.”

    I poured out the last of the final bottle of champagne. “Did you resolve to stop making resolutions?”

    “Damn right I did. Only one I’ve ever kept.”

    Sirah punched him on the shoulder, rather harder then she meant to. “Don’t be so down on everyone’s resolutions just cause you can’t keep your own.”

    “Pshaw, of course I can. No one keeps them. Hey, champ, what is your New Year’s Resolution? You’re the only one who hasn’t spilled.”

    I studied the Christmas lights strung above their head at the window. “I’m still working on keeping the one from a few years ago.”

    “Oh, did you resolve to not make resolutions as well?” Sirah reached out and took the glass away from me and downed its contents.

    I tried to decide how much to tell them. “Not exactly. I promised myself to learn to program consciences.”

    “Oh yeah, how’s that working out for you, Mr. Computer Man?” Stephanie upended one of the bottle and shook it over her glass before giving up and slumping back down.

    “Well, it seems to be going fairly well.”

    Laird snorted and drew Sirah close again, this time she didn’t struggle. “Well, you just let us know when we should expect Skynet to descend on us and end our existence.”

    I smiled and leaned back. It seemed they had talked themselves out finally. I could hear my heart beating and we sat there contentedly. I could hear gears and pistons move softly as we welcomed the new year and none of us moved, even as the timer switched off the lights and the room went dark.

  • Writing Prompt #5

    Happy New Year! Here are the well wishes for a productive and happy new year. Now, onto the real business of this post…

    Your prompt for this week is as follows: In a nod to the day and the tradition of setting New Year’s Resolutions, tell an unexpected story about a resolution. Any kind of resolution, any kind of outcome, real or imagined. Essentially, when did something you resolved to do turn out in a way you did not imagine? Or your character could not have imagined?

    Remember, if you send me your writing on the prompts provided here, I’ll post it to the site for the world to see! And may your writing for the new year be good and plentiful.

  • Origin of “Spick and Span”

    Welcome to the new Friday posts! Together we’ll explore the origins of various words and phrases as decided by my new Christmas Present, 2107 Curious Word Origins, Sayings, & Expressions.

    For our first word, let us explore the phrase “Spick and Span” meaning really really clean. Like, how clean my mother likes the kitchen (which it hardly ever is) or how clean you’d like to think restaurant kitchens are. Originally, this term simply meant: new. Absolutely and unequivocally fresh and new without having been previously owned or marred. It started with “span-new” around 1300 which basically meant a newly cut spoon, or one that hadn’t been used before. Spick was later added for less clear reasons, possibly in reference to a new cut fork, or splinter, but I think it’s cause it makes for wonderful alliteration…

  • A Book about Heroines

    No, not heroine, heroines, the female version of heroes. You’d think we could come up with a better name. Anyway, The Supergirls by Mike Madrid is all about those fabulous females that populate the super-hero world: their fashion, feminist leanings, and history throughout the industry. This was a fascinating read for me, as I have long been a fan of the super-women, having been infected at a young age by a brother addicted to comics. The book follows the history of the female hero in comics from their inception in the 30’s through today (well, 2009 when it was published, but it’s pretty damn close).

    Cover of The Supergirls

    My favorite tid-bit of information? Wonder Woman was actually the brainchild of a psychologist who was in in an open polygamous relationship in the 40’s (the 40’s!) and who eventually laid the ground work for the polygraph lie detector test (Lasso of Truth anyone?). I am also now committed to going back and finding some of the Golden Age Heroines who sounded simply awesome. My main target is Phantom Lady. I have also determined that I really need to read She by Haggard.

    Phantom Lady from the Golden Age

    But beyond the tidbits of fascination, this book is incredibly well researched and detailed. Madrid certainly spent a lot of time with the genre and its various components and then more trying to distill all of it down to a concise and interesting book. His organization was at times questionable (he tries to organize the book chronologically, by subject, AND by prominent characters all at once and that doesn’t necessarily flow well) but overall, his writing and presentation was engaging and thoughtful.

    I definitely recommend this book for anyone who would like to delve into the feminine side of comics. It is fairly comprehensive and definitely engaging. The topic comes alive under Madrid’s pen and you can tell just how passionate he is about these women and the lack of representation they have had in the industry. That being said, it avoids being preachy, simply presenting the information for the reader so they can learn and enjoy the fantasy that is the super heroine.

    Also, Madrid makes the most amazingly beautiful figurines of these women, one of which gets auctioned off for charity each year at the Women of Wonder Day. Go check it out…

    Wonder Woman Statue

  • Merry Christmas Looting

    Well, it’s after Boxing Day and our Christmas Loot has been tallied. I got some awesome books this year, including 2107 Curious Word Origins, Sayings, & Expressions from White Elephants to a Song & Dance by Charles Earle Funk, 1Q84 by Murakami, Blacksad by Canales and Guarnido, and Cat’s Cradle by Vonnegut. I’m very much looking forward to getting to these, which are now at the top of a very long list of things to read, but what was your favorite literary present this year, or of all time? Share in the comments!

    Blacksad Cover

  • Tradition Flash

    Happy Boxing Day! I hope all of your holidays were (continue to be) magical! I took the time yesterday to tap out this little flash fiction in response to the prompt, and I hope you enjoy it. It’s background material for the new novel I’m working on, a story based around the short that was part of my English Thesis in undergrad, which in turn was based around some of the Grimms’ Fairy Tales.
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    As they did every year at sunset on the longest night, the characters gathered at the massive Hearths across the countryside to hear their favorite story, their first story, the one that gave some explanation for why things were the way they were and gave them hope that they would still be there when the sun rose, and for every sunrise after. It was easy to lose hope when they were forgotten, lost on a shelf and never read, or their tellers died without passing on their stories. But there was always this story to keep their embers bright…

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    “Long ago, there was a fire circle, and in it flamed the brightest fire. Its flames wove long and high, the embers carried, dancing, by the wind. It was lit by a human hand, intent on keeping warm, or cooking their meal. No one exactly sure why it was lit to begin with, but we all know what it means to us now.” The Storyteller at the hearth leaned forward on her stool, gazing contemplatively at her own fire.

    “S’mores!” a young child piped up from somewhere in the middle of the room. The crowd of characters tucked into the small Hearth laughed appreciatively.

    The Storyteller beamed at the young child who was now hiding in it’s adoptive mother’s skirts. “Sometimes, yes, but what else does it mean?”

    A man leaning against the back wall murmured, “Life.” The crowd echoed this back and forth amongst themselves until the storyteller nodded.

    “Life, for us. For when that fire was lit, and the chores were done and the human finally had a chance to rest, surrounded by their family and friends, they started to think. They started to ponder and think over the day. And then they started to speak.”

    The storyteller paused again, but the Hearth was silent now. “No one knows exactly what they said, the Storyteller does not say, but from the lips and heart of that human poured forth the first story. As they wove their tale of daring do, or love, or creation, the sparks flew up into the night, falling here and igniting their own fire. A mirror of the fire the first storyteller kindled. And as the sparks flew up from this fire, two of them grew instead of shrinking and disappearing. They grew larger, and larger, separating themselves from the wash of sparks rushing skyward and fell to the ground. They pulsed and grew and lengthened and formed and from those two sparks were told the First Character and the Storyteller.” A sigh rustled the room and people leaned in closer.

    “Naked they were, in an empty world, these two characters, told of human imagination into life, their breath supplied by the very breath that had stoked the fire into life. At first they were confused and huddled around the fire, but they could hear the voice of their creator, spinning the tale that made their heart beat and their fingers move. And as the voice started to trail off, to stumble over words, they clasped each other in fear, afraid that once it stopped, they too would go the way of the rest of the sparks and disappear into the endless sky.”

    Some of the children in the front row and the characters newly told or written into this world clutched at each other, terrified at what would happen next.

    “But when the voice stopped and all was silent but for the crackle of the dry wood, the two characters remained, solid, alive. They were remembered in the heads of each person sitting around the fire that night, and the more the humans thought of them, the stronger they felt. The next night, that human told another story about the same characters and they grew stronger still. And as the human grew more adept at imagining their world, so too did their world grow, from that solitary fire ring to a great forest on the edge of the sea.” The Storyteller took this moment to study the faces surrounding her, making sure they were all with her.

    “it’s been growing ever since, this world. And every day now a new character comes into it, told or written into existence by the humanity that first gave life to the sparks of that fire. And the Storyteller and First Character still watch over us, from among us, making sure that we’re never forgotten. For as long as your story is told, you shall never fade from memory.”

    The Storyteller relaxed back on the stool, resting her back comfortably against the side of the fireplace. “it is best to take time on this longest night, a night made for stories, and understand where we come from. We owe our very life to a night unlike this one and the imagination of a single human that spawned a revolution in the way that Homo Sapiens thought and dreamed. They were creators now, able to weave fire and air into life, for what seems a brief moment to them, but means a life to us.” She nodded and stood up, gesturing the crowd into motion. “Remember as you leave here tonight that your lives depend on the stories told about you and take the time to tell the stories of those nearest and dearest to you, reach out to those in need and help them as well, keep them in your memory, lest they fade away.”

    When everyone was standing, some holding hands or circled in the arms of their families, the Storyteller raised her arms in benediction. “May your story end well.”

    “And may your next begin,” they answered with bowed heads. Slowly, they dispersed into the sunset to a long night of revelry and tales, good food and drink, until the sun rose again the next morning.

  • Writing Prompt #4

    Merry Christmas! You thought you’d get away without a writing prompt this week, didn’t you. Well, you didn’t, but keeping with the festivities of the day, your prompt is as follows…

    The holidays are a time of tradition and wonderment. Choose one of the following:

    1. Think back to your childhood and what traditions/rituals you followed at this time of year. How does your perspective now inform what was going on then?
    2. Create a new tradition/religion/worship ceremony akin to our Christmas, keeping in mind such treasures as Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather.

    Hope you have a magical day!

  • A Rat Like No Other

    Firmin by Sam Savage is an odd little book, almost small enough to be called a novella. In it, Firmin is the runt of a litter of rats born into the basement of a bookstore on a bed of shredded books. Through eating the pages under him to quell his rumbling stomach, he acquires the ability to read and philosophize with the best of humanity, though he still finds it incredibly difficult to communicate with us.

    The novel follows Firmin from the time of his birth through to his death, which was a remarkably long time for a rat in Scollay Square, Boston. He spends his days watching the square slowly crumble from the bookshop and his evenings reading, foraging and watching his Lovelies in the pornographic movies at the movie theater down the street.

    It was an engaging novel, though by the end you are unsure of how much is him just making up stories and what is actually happening. The writing is crisp and clean, and well placed in Firmin’s point of view. I love the phrenology references that Firmin relies upon to judge human behavior, even if that is a crackpot science. It seems to work well for the rat.

    Overall, this is a story about a person who just fails to fit in. Anyone can identify with Firmin and his struggle to communicate with and socialize with the intellectual creature, man. Especially those of us who were labeled a book worm in elementary school. There was the constant companionship of the books, but you really just wanted to be asked to the cool kid’s birthday party. Firmin evokes all of those emotions and more.

    A rat reading a book--just how many drugs did you take last night?

  • Busy Monsters are Busy

    This week I had the dubious pleasure of reading Busy Monsters by William Giraldi. This was a story about a man whose fiance takes off with the captain of a vessel determined to find the Kraken of mythos. First, he decides to try and stop her from leaving and shoots up the boat. After he gets out of prison, he learns that she has actually managed to find one of the beasts and capture it, so he decides he needs to out do her and catch a Sasquatch. And his guide is promptly eaten by the man-ape. (He thinks. He ran away from the horrible noises and back to civilization.) And this is just the first 1/16 of the book. Needless to say things keep going downhill from there for the poor man.

    The style of this novel is what I find most interesting. This is a first person narrative that is rather unique. Each chapter is actually an installment of his column in a magazine wherein he is memoir-izing his life as it happens. This lends itself to an incredible amount of self-referential and meta-writing opportunities which was fun and quirky. His column was widely read enough that when he met new people, they often critiqued his writing.

    And what a unique style of writing it was. The language was very high art for such surreal and hyper-realistic hijinks. Unlike Zazen, which I reviewed last week, the absurdly high language of this novel worked well. If the material had been presented in language more synonymous with the material, it would have been…predictable. But the juxtaposition of the entirety of the thesaurus along with the absurd actions of the main character, well, that was just delightful.

    Absurd and delightful entertainment.

  • Anacreontic Flash

    Note to my readers: Write to the prompts with me! Send me your stories or poems and I’ll post them up with mine!
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    Anacreontic Flash

    Basement made mead shared around
    The game strewn wooden table
    Laughter and light bickering
    Over whether the noun works
    With the verb. Their rosy cheeks
    And ready smiles give lie
    To the good-natured ribbing.