Singer Flash

Irene took the stage to tepid applause. Most of the people in the bar were not paying any attention to the mousy haired singer behind the microphone, and that was just fine, so far as she was concerned. Not that she was nervous at all, at least not about the singing. She knew she had a great voice. No, it was the other things she was there for that made her nervous.

She’d gotten the idea a week ago. She’d been sitting in the typing pool at the police station and overheard some of the guys in the major crime squad talking about how the latest singer at Johnny’s club had left. They never seemed to last long, but then again, they were never very good. And no one was there for the singing anyway, seeing as the booze and bar were just a front for his less legitimate business concerns.

But Irene knew just what she was going to do. No hesitation. Maybe if she pulled this one off, they’d stop saying women couldn’t be police officers. She knew she was good at this stuff, she just had to prove herself. So she went home, got so dolled up even the other girls from the pool wouldn’t recognize her, then had shimmied down to the club to audition for Johnny. She was almost disappointed when he asked her to sing a few bars then told her she was hired–she had wanted intrigue, the need to shake her ass or tits at him to get his approval.

And now here she was, opening up the joint on a Friday night. Half-empty and entirely un-enthused. The piano player launched into a half-hearted rendition of “You Call Everbody Darlin'” and Irene sang as lustily as she could manage into the mic. It was her goal to come across as an empty-headed and lusty woman, make sure no one thought to turn her way except when they wanted a tune.

She made it through a set and wandered off the stage to grab a drink. She had no head for alcohol, so she was going to try and stick to Shirley Temples. At least look like she was boozing. She sputtered on the first sip when rum exploded on her tongue and she turned accusingly on the bar tender.

“I wanted a Shirley Temple, this has rum in it!”

“Doll, you could use a little loosening up, so sit your rump down and drink your Naughty Shirley.”

Irene almost protested again, but she didn’t want to make any kind of scene that would draw attention to her. So she sat at the bar and sipped at the drink. Maybe the bartender was right, this didn’t seem so hard and it might help her to let her hair down a bit. After all, she had to get into character, didn’t she?

Resolution Flash

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What We Talk About When We Talk About Resolutions

My friend Sirah was talking. She was an actress, and sometimes she gave herself the right to talk over all of us. The four of us were sitting around the living room, the champagne nearly drunk, the drop of the ball done hours ago. The rest of the party had left, taken the trains kept late for this night back to their apartments across the city.

“I’ve been thinking about my resolutions for a month now. I always have a long list. There’s this new diet I’ve heard about, and I’m going to get a pet and actually take care of it this time so I don’t have to foist it off on my mom when it gets sick.” She took a drag on her cigarette and blew out the smoke for emphasis. “I’m going to land a part in a major production, no more of this Donkey Show crap. I’m so done with roller skate and sparkle interpretations of the Bard.”

Laird threw his arm over her shoulder and dragged her back down onto the futon with him. “Sure you are. But you look so good in those little hot pants.”

“Stuff it.” She struggled back upright, intentionally letting her cigarette dangle too close to his face.

He pushed her off before he got burnt, but remained reclined. “I don’t believe in resolutions.”

Stephanie picked her head up off the sofa arm. “Why not? I think they’re great. I’m going to work out and get something published.”

“There. That’s why.” He struggled upright and brandished a finger at her. “First thing first, you’re going to stop exercising sometime before January even ends. That’s a stupid resolution to set and no one keeps it! Secondly, get something published? Yeah, you can do a lot towards making that happen, but more often then not, it requires luck. Luck! So if you fail, no skin off your nose, you’re not keeping yourself accountable! Just like everyone else and these stupid resolutions.”

I poured out the last of the final bottle of champagne. “Did you resolve to stop making resolutions?”

“Damn right I did. Only one I’ve ever kept.”

Sirah punched him on the shoulder, rather harder then she meant to. “Don’t be so down on everyone’s resolutions just cause you can’t keep your own.”

“Pshaw, of course I can. No one keeps them. Hey, champ, what is your New Year’s Resolution? You’re the only one who hasn’t spilled.”

I studied the Christmas lights strung above their head at the window. “I’m still working on keeping the one from a few years ago.”

“Oh, did you resolve to not make resolutions as well?” Sirah reached out and took the glass away from me and downed its contents.

I tried to decide how much to tell them. “Not exactly. I promised myself to learn to program consciences.”

“Oh yeah, how’s that working out for you, Mr. Computer Man?” Stephanie upended one of the bottle and shook it over her glass before giving up and slumping back down.

“Well, it seems to be going fairly well.”

Laird snorted and drew Sirah close again, this time she didn’t struggle. “Well, you just let us know when we should expect Skynet to descend on us and end our existence.”

I smiled and leaned back. It seemed they had talked themselves out finally. I could hear my heart beating and we sat there contentedly. I could hear gears and pistons move softly as we welcomed the new year and none of us moved, even as the timer switched off the lights and the room went dark.

Anacreontic Flash

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Anacreontic Flash

Basement made mead shared around
The game strewn wooden table
Laughter and light bickering
Over whether the noun works
With the verb. Their rosy cheeks
And ready smiles give lie
To the good-natured ribbing.

Hazel Flash

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When they handed it off to her, they weren’t sure what instructions they should give. It wasn’t like this had happened before, but it was moving, and so they knew something had to be done. They had tried to get doctors in time who might have known what to do, but labor had moved too quickly and now they were left with this little being that shivered and twitched.

Hazel wrapped the wrinkled and damp critter in one of the spare surgery sheets, snug but not too firm, as if it were any regular baby. Of course she knew it wasn’t normal. Nothing about that day had been normal.

She had been woken that morning by the air raid sirens. It took her a moment to realize that this wasn’t another drill–considering it was just 5am–and to drag herself out of bed and under her dressing table. She huddled there for a while as the power flickered on and off and she could feel a faint quiver in the earth. But things calmed down fairly quickly and the siren called an all clear. All in all, it was rather anticlimactic for her first real raid. It wasn’t until she had pulled herself out, used the bathroom, and was preparing to start her day that she remembered what the sirens meant. And she wondered who would be missing that day, whose names would scrawl down the leader board of casualties, tallied by city and state.

Hazel made it into work even earlier than usual, too wide awake from her abrupt start to the day to sit around at home and pretend to like the watery excuse for coffee that was all she could find at the stores. The tired old excuses about the coffee being needed for the national efforts was a cold comfort when trying to down a mug of the dirt flavored swill.

Once in the doors at Sacred Heart, she found that it was a good thing that she had gotten there early. It was barely 6 and the hospital was in full trauma mode. One of the emergency room nurses grabbed her arm and towed her to a makeshift sanitary station.

“Quick, scrub up. I know you’re an anesthesiologist, but we need to you to help triage.”

Hazel complied, running through the familiar motions as she took in the chaos. “What happened? Did an outage cause an accident? They take a bus driver?”

“You don’t know.” The other woman shook her head. “They didn’t take anyone. They brought some back.”

Hazel paused while drying her hands as her brain finally accepted what she was seeing. The people lying in beds all around the emergency waiting area were there, but wrong. They all seemed, well, the only way she could think to describe it was out of focus, almost as if their bodies were no longer in symmetry. She shivered as she realized they weren’t making a sound–the only noise was the clatter of carts and the rapid fire patter of the doctors and nurses as the tried to figure out whether they were all even still alive. There seemed to be some dispute over the matter.

“Where did they go?” Hazel murmured. “Does anybody know?”

The other nurse finished washing again and pulled on a fresh set of gloves. “They aren’t talking. We’re not even sure they can. Go start at the other side of the room, see if you can get responses from them.”

“How many are there?”

“They just keep coming in.” And she left Hazel on her own.

It wasn’t five minutes before Hazel found the pregnant woman. She seemed unmarked, unlike the rest of the people there. Everything was in its proper place and looked about as symmetrical as nature had intended. As Hazel checked her vital signs, she saw the ripple of a contraction convulse the woman, followed not a minute later by another.

“Doctor!” She hollered over the chatter of the other care-givers in the room “I need a Doctor! This one’s in labor!”

Hazel quickly checked under the woman’s sheet, wondering briefly at the fact that all of the people appeared to have come back naked. The woman was nearly fully dilated, but was not responding to any of the woman’s attempts to get a response. This was going to be a difficult delivery if the woman wasn’t responsive enough to push.

A doctor finally appeared at her side. “How long?”

“Her contractions are too close for comfort, and she’s nearly dilated, but she’s not responding at all.”

“Big surprise, none of them are.” He gave the woman a quick once over. “Alright, let’s get her into one of the operating rooms, see how this goes.”

They rolled the woman into one of the open theaters. Thankfully, they hadn’t figured out what was wrong with most of the reappearance cases to even begin to work on them. The doctor called upstairs for an ob-gyn and then got to work setting up a birthing table. They got the woman over and propped up, her contractions coming almost without pause at this point.

And she still gave no indication that she was aware of anything going on around her. But, despite Hazel’s concerns about the woman being able to help push, the delivery itself was fairly routine. It wasn’t more than a half hour from the time they got her into the delivery room till the time she had pushed out the afterbirth and once again lay still.

The delivery room had become crowded with staff, a good portion of their jobs in the emergency room now taken over by governmental doctors setting up quarantine rooms and sealing everyone into the building, including all the ambulance drivers and technicians who had brought in the reappeared.

The doctor turned to the crowd of sightseers with a bundle in his arms, obviously flailing arms and legs, but still not making a sound. No one would take it from him and he needed to go back to making sure the woman was alright after the birth, so Hazel stepped forward. She held out the folded over sheet she had found on one of the side table and he gently placed it in her arms.

It was too small, really. Probably only about 7 months all told, but it was robustly alive. As she wiped away the birth matter, it’s skin glowed an almost too-healthy pink. It seemed to have all its fingers and toes, things seemed to be where they were supposed to, but it wouldn’t cry out. It was the first live birth that Hazel had attended, but she thought for sure that babies were supposed to start crying in their first few breaths in clean air.

She laid it down on the mother’s old gurney which was still in the theater and dragged a stool over to sit and watch over it. It looked like a healthy, if small, baby girl. Hazel glanced over as the voices around the mother became frantic and machines started crying a warning tone.

The flat-line tone sounded and there was wild cursing, shouted questions about bleeding and tachycardia. Eventually they quieted down and pulled the sheet over the nameless mother.

Hazel turned her attention back to the child in front of her to find it had opened it’s eyes. They were a wild, bright green, more vibrant than eyes had any right being. She hiccoughed and then sighed, turning her head slightly to nuzzle against Hazel’s arm beside her.

Hazel wasn't sure what to do when they handed her the child.

Trash Flash

If you decided to write on yesterday’s writing prompt, feel free to post your work below! Here’s a short flash piece I wrote on the topic of the darker side of the green movement…

Trash Flash

I checked my watch again, trying not to be obvious. The whole point was to blend until just the right moment. It was a thrill, not knowing who in the crowd was with us, who against us. Fingering the Guy Fawkes mask in my pocket reminded me that I was about to make a decision I couldn’t reverse. Once my data went out over the net, I was going to be labeled for life–but we had all agreed, this was a necessary demonstration.

The watch beeped and I pulled out the mask and put it on. It was useless against the medical scanners that littered the city, informing the populace of impending waves of rhinovirus or elevated sodium levels. They interacted with the biochips in your hand and sent you email updates on your blood pressure. The same biochips tracked your carbon footprint across the city and you were taxed for every kilowatt of energy you consumed. But it made us feel a little better, faceless youth to represent all of us.

I shrugged off the long jacket I wore to expose a dress made entirely of trash I had pulled out of the dump, the last things we hadn’t found a way to recycle or re-purpose. It’s mostly styrofoam packing peanuts sewn carefully on to trash bags. I thought it was rather stylish and set off the white and black mask well.

Our generation never had a choice. Our grandparents fucked up the world and our parents tried to fix it the best they knew how. No, that’s a lie. Our parents tried to fix it the best way that made money. Thus the biochips, and the medical scanners, and the children named after brands, the taxes and the industrial Roomba style ‘bots that are both street sweeper and air scrubber.

Out entire lives were monitored, measured, decided before we even cried our first breath. If you used too much electricity at work and overclocked your processor, you were likely unable to turn on your lights at home because you had exceeded your energy quota for the day. If you ate too many calories at breakfast, you would have to skip lunch. If you were backed up from all the regenerated soy protein you were fed in the cafeterias and hadn’t taken a shit in a day, you received an email informing you a prescription for laxatives had been placed for you at the local pharm’.

Around me, all of the youth my age in the square had ditched their coats and pulled out the masks. They were dressed in rags and take out food containers and duct tape. Someone set up a retro boombox and the song “Alice’s Restaurant” blared from the speakers. I had practiced the routine so often that I slipped into it effortlessly, all thirty of us moving in sync, working our way to the fountain (pouring out recycled rain and grey water) at the center of the square. We knew that all over the country, other kids were doing the same thing. When we reached the fountain, we started climbing until we were hanging off of it’s five tiers, the chlorinated water soaking our trash.

An alarm started beeping at the center of the fountain and its maintenance ‘bot came out to collect whatever rubbish had drifted into the basin. No one threw coins anymore…we didn’t use coins anymore. I sat at the top of the fountain, grinning beneath my mask and trying to remove some of the excess water from my hair. The adults stopped what they were doing, in their re-purposed fiber suits, some filming us with their phones, most standing idle for the show.

The song came to a stuttering end and segued into an electronic dubstep beat. I stood up and let out a yell, starting a cascade of noise and movement down the fountain. When the music hit a break, we froze until it hit the double time and went nuts, ripping at each other’s costumes–shreds of plastic and styrofoam and the odd bit of cloth dropping soddenly into the water or being flung at the observers, most of whom were now leaving as fast as they could. It was one thing to climb into a fountain. Another thing entirely to…they wouldn’t even be able to bring themselves to say it. Litter. We were littering, litterers, letting things fall were they may, unconcerned with the consequences of our actions, for once. Free.

They were bound up and restricted; their entire lives were dictated by their allotments of carbon and electricity and calories. They rationed everything so carefully. The few who were left standing around were on their phones now, calling the tip line about the youth committing horrific acts in the water in hopes that they might get a little extra in their rations next month for being conscientiousness citizens.

We were mostly bare now, stripes reddening our skin from the fingernails of people we had never met, the water getting cold around our ankles. When the music finally stopped, we scattered, some pausing to grab their coverings, others reveling in the freedom of the wind drying their skin.

I slipped off my mask and left it in the fountain and saw the one maintenance ‘bot choking on a particularly large piece of plastic. I pulled it out and dropped it on the ground and the ‘bot sped to the next piece of rubbish, trying to force it down into it’s overflowing trash receptacle. The whisper sounds of more ‘bots was getting louder and I watched five of the larger street sweepers come into the now empty square. Within minutes, all of the trash was gone and I was left sitting on the edge of the fountain, my recycled pop-bottle fiber coat wrapped around me to stop my shivering.